Maria Dante
Directed by:
David Winters
Neal Sundstrom (co-director)
Made in:
South Africa & USA in 1988
Actors:
Reb Brown .... Dave Ryder
John Phillip Law .... Flight Cmdr. Elijah Kalgan
James Ryan .... MacPhearson
Cameron Mitchell .... Cmdr. Alex Jansen
Cisse Cameron .... Dr. Lea Jansen
Graham Clark .... Capt. Scott Devers
Billy Second .... Lt. Lemont
Rufus Swart .... Steve Godell
Arthur Hall .... Mortuary keeper
Norman Anstey .... Joseph Enforcer
Rick Skidmore .... Chief Engineer
Guy Pringle .... Kalgan's bodyguard
Claudia Jacobs .... Female lieutenant
Evan J. Klisser .... Mohawk
Chip Mitchell .... Blake
Plot:
A starship that looks a lot like, but has nothing to do with, the Battlestar Galactica, finds itself embroiled in crisis when the Enforcers (the ship's security crew) attempt to take over the vessel. This they do by Saran-wrapping their enemies and chasing each other around on floor polishers. Fortunately, the crew are aided by a coven of priestesses endowed with mental powers, who distract the Enforcers by dancing suggestively. IMDB
Review:
This movie is rated R in the USA?!?! Why???!!!
An absolutely awful movie. :/ I can't believe it is from 1988. :/ The acting is SO hilarious, though!! :D
We watched this with MST3000, and I wouldn't watch it otherwise...
So, if you can watch it with MST, make sure you do! It is hilarious, especially during the part where they keep laughing.
The plot is so silly and so badly done.
It is really, really an absolutely horrible movie!
Priceless with MST!
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