Sunday, January 8, 2006

Slumber Party Massacre IV

Original title:
Cheerleader Massacre

Written by:
Lenny Juliano

Directed by:
Jim Wynorski

Made in:
USA in 2003

Actors:
Tamie Sheffield .... Ms. Hendricks
Charity Rahmer .... Parker Jameson
Erin Byron .... Angela Caruso
Lenny Juliano .... Buzzy (as Leonard Johnson)
Bill Langlois Monroe .... Sherrif Murdock (as E. Eddie Edwards)
Samantha Phillips .... Officer Phillips
GiGi Erneta .... Deputy Adams
April Flowers .... Tammy Rae (as Elizabeth Short)
Nikki Fritz .... Debbie
Tylo Tyler .... Ryan
Brad Beck .... Mark
Summer Williams .... Shelley
Brinke Stevens .... Linda
Melissa Brasselle .... Det. DeMarco
Julie Corgill .... Dina

Plot:
Five high school cheerleaders, their coach and a couple of adolescent sex-crazed guys travel to a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway only to be killed off one by one by an unseen maniac. IMDB

Review:
This doesn't really fall under the "Slumber Party Massacre" theme. And it really doesn't have much to do with cheerleaders, besides the horrible jumping around that they did in the gym in the beginning of the movie.

20-30 year olds playing high schoolers.
And the script...!! A 5 year old could write better dialogue about a turtle than this junk. :/

The suspense is.. well... there really isn't any suspense.
The movie is a sorry excuse to show fake boobed females naked.
Cheesy actors, who really shouldn't be able to call themselves actors.. :/ :)

But the acting is so bad, and the dialogue so forced and fake, that I love it. :D
I love watching this movie. It is SO easy to make fun of.
Especially since it looks like it was filmed with a personal, hand-held video camera. Looks like it should be from the 80's.. but from 2003.... :/ :D And I think that they only took one shot of each scene.. that is what it looks like at least. ;)
Fredrik cries when I put this in, but it is fun to watch.

Not really for everyone, it is a very badly made film.

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